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Jul. 28th, 2020

I say I'm in love, but then leave you behind.





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Jan. 3rd, 2012

Strongly hexed to Gryffindors, Muggleborns and Friends

This is bullshit.

Gryffindor 6th years
I'm glad to see you guys again though.

Dec. 29th, 2011

[Hexed to friends]
Attention:
Geoffrey Hooper has died from laughter at the recent Quibbler article.

That is all.

Dec. 25th, 2011

Merry Christmas.

Hexed to Andrew Kirke
Hey, you've got any ideas about the Parkinson thing or are we just going to let it go?

Dec. 17th, 2011

So long Hogwarts!
The mistletoes were fun and all but I'm about done with girls for awhile it'd be nice to get away for awhile.

Happy Holidays!

Dec. 15th, 2011

Warded to Boys
Girls are fucking nuts.

Warded to male friends
Have I ever ever ever said I was dating Demelza at any point in time?
Did I ever give you the impression I was dating her?!
This is such bleeding a mess.

Dec. 8th, 2011

Natalie Fairbourne
I need to spend time with a Gryffindor that isn't in the middle of a huge conflict and I haven't seen you in awhile. What do you say?

Gryffindors
I thought we were supposed to be a family.
And so help me God if you start a fight on my fucking journal, I'm going to sleep outside. And run off with my dad

Hufflepuff Friends
The Gryffindors are at war with each other. Can I hide with you lot for a bit?

Dec. 6th, 2011

My left hand keeps popping out of place every few hours or so. I think it's because I mangled it trying to use a healing spell. Blast.

Good thing I'm ambidextrous.

Dec. 2nd, 2011

Hexed to Muggleborn friends, which is pretty much every Muggleborn

I know most of you think this whole thing is a joke but it's not. Sure the people in school aren't anything to be afraid of but publically announcing it to the entire fucking wizarding world is stupid.

So stop and lay low. I can't lose

People are missing because of this, people have gone into hiding and the holidays are coming up so marking your own fucking name down is dangerous and reckless.

I'm fucking serious guys. And I'm never serious So stop it. It's not that simple anymore. It's not a school yard game anymore.

Dec. 1st, 2011

[Warded private to self after Seamus' comment]
Shut up shut up SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP.

WILL YOU ALL GIVE IT A GOD DAMN REST ALREADY.

STOP BEATING THE DEAD HORSE.

I try to change the fucking subject and
you're all just
Godric

So...dinner tonight was good huh?

Nov. 27th, 2011

So that's why I never made the Quidditch team before.

Nov. 21st, 2011

Things are getting kind of depressing dull around here so I'm going to try and brighten up the mood.

A while ago I asked you all to tell me about your first kiss, this time I'm going to ask you to think back to being 11 and getting sorted for the first time.

What was your first thought after the hat placed you in your house?

Mine was either "I don't even know what chivalry means" or "Where do I sit?" I'm not really sure which one came first.

Nov. 18th, 2011

Hope everyone enjoyed the cupcakes. And for those of you who skipped out the cupcakes, no I did not do anything to them so I guess it's your loss.
Can't a guy do something nice for his house every once in awhile?

On the baking and cooking note, it's kind of surprising how many of you can't cook. Maybe I should start teaching you all so you don't starve in the real world.

Nov. 16th, 2011

I'm a tool, I'm a tool, I'm such a stupid bloody tool.

Nov. 10th, 2011

I'm going to be down by the lake if you need me

Someone please come
I don't
Can't

Oct. 28th, 2011

Hexed away from Faculty
God dammit, I knew I shouldn't have trusted that little first year. Sorry JimJim, I asked the little tyke to drop your present off in your room but I guess he forgot or something. Anyway, he told me he dropped it off now.
You like charmed dragons right?

In other news I feel kind of shitty

I never know what to write in this thing.



I kind of feel like watching a movie. Think I'm getting a bit homesick.

Oct. 23rd, 2011

Ahhhh, I will never not love jumping into a bunch of crisp leaves, and to top it all off, it's a Falcon year.

[Later]
OH and that Halloween ball, we don't have to really dress up in full costume do we? Can't I just treat it like a masquerade ball and wear a mask?

Oct. 22nd, 2011

BRILLIANT BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU EVERYONE.

Oct. 20th, 2011

Private to Students who aren't Prefects (Unless they're close friends like Nick and Fliss ect)
Birthday tomorrow and I've made it a point to sleep in and skip all my classes on those days so if you need me, I'll be galavanting around the castle avoiding teachers and prefects!

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